Cover of The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes): Guides to Villainy and Love, Book 1

The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes): Guides to Villainy and Love, Book 1

by Tiffany Hunt
4.3

About this book

In this riotously funny dark romantasy, a conflicted villain and his unstoppable bride form the realm's most chaotic alliance. "What's mine, stays mine." Step One: Kidnap someone cute. Step Two: Force her into marriage. Step Three: Try not to get feelings. When Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella for a forced marriage, he expects an obedient, trembling bride. What he gets is a knife to the throat and a furious woman with her own terms. He may need her heroic bloodline to achieve ultimate dominion, but she's not about to make this easy for him. Arabella has already survived her father's tower prison and a lifetime of being treated like property. Being abducted by the realm's most notorious villain is just another Tuesday. If she must be married to the infuriating (and infuriatingly attractive) Dark Lord, she'll do it on her terms: freedom within his fortress, hands strictly to himself, and complete honesty about his plans. But when his plans go awry, Kazimir faces his most terrifying challenge yet. He must actually date his own wife. Between magical training sessions, playing golf with the eyeballs of his enemies, and aphrodisiac dinners gone spectacularly wrong, his villainous seduction plans are failing at every turn. As they navigate magical explosions and jealous exes, they discover a far more terrifying prospect than war or magical catastrophe: They might actually be falling for each other. For fans of Assistant to the Villain, but darker and spicier, this sexy fantasy romance is perfect for those who love: a morally gray antihero (who stays that way); a strong heroine who embraces her dark side (she doesn't need rescuing, thanks); touch her and die; hilarious, wicked banter and sizzling spice; one bed/forced proximity; kidnapped bride/forced marriage; dark humor.

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What readers are saying

Ashley McLeod

One of my top reads so far this year!

"I absolutely loved this book! I went in looking for a lighthearted read, and this completely delivered. It’s a longer story, but it never felt long—I was hooked from start to finish and couldn’t put it down. The pacing, character development, and plot all worked so well together, and nothing felt unnecessary. What really stood out to me was the tone. It’s a romantasy with a lot of humor, and I found myself laughing out loud more than once. The characters are witty, chaotic, and incredibly fun to follow. The romance was a highlight for me. The dynamic between the Dark Lord and his kidnapped wife was so entertaining, and their banter was top-tier. It’s a slow burn, but the chemistry is there from the beginning—and when it finally pays off, it’s absolutely worth it. At the same time, the story doesn’t shy away from deeper emotions. There’s real heart, trauma, and growth here, and I loved watching the characters work through it together. The Dark Lord’s character arc, in particular, was so satisfying—I went from skeptical to completely invested. Highly recommend if you enjoy funny, character-driven romantasy with great banter and emotional depth. I’ll definitely be picking up the next book! ["

March 31, 2026 Verified Purchase
Kole

A must read

"Absolutely loved this book! It was fun and the story draws you right in. There is growth for both main characters not just one. Definitely a laugh out loud book. I startled my coworkers multiple times while enjoying this book at work. Loved the chapter titles, they are hilarious. ["

March 26, 2026 Verified Purchase

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