The Dark Lord's Guide to Honeymooning (and Other Acts of Tyranny) (Guides to Villainy and Love)

Newly married and undeniably formidable, Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose and his Dark Lady, Arabella, are the realm’s most feared power couple. With world domination within his grasp, Kazimir is forced to hit pause on his reign of terror when a debt to a powerful Alchemist comes due. Seizing the moment, Arabella insists on the honeymoon they never had—a getaway that quickly devolves into a chaotic gauntlet of mass kidnappings, demonic manifestations, and a persistent pastry chef with inconveniently heroic blood.

As the pair navigates their villainous retreat, the tension between them shifts from professional scheming to something far more volatile. Kazimir battles whispers of an ancient evil clawing at his mind, while Arabella fights to reclaim the fragments of her stolen memories. Amidst the assassination attempts and wicked banter, the couple must confront the most dangerous threat of all: the growing vulnerability of their own hearts.

In a world where love is a liability, Kazimir and Arabella discover that the only thing more treacherous than their enemies is the prospect of being truly known by one another. It is a high-stakes dance of dark desire, where the price of their union might just be the destruction of everything they’ve built.